The Republic of Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCIV is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.671 billion Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCIVians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 53.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCIVian economy, worth 186 trillion K'ihs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,854 K'ihs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCIV's national animal is the Leo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chimoreian Imperial Legion CCCIV is ranked 244,133^rd in the world and 7,814^th in Suspicious for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.